Post by Zane Kiliso on Jan 29, 2009 22:47:12 GMT -5
1. You never feed me. Perhaps I'll sleep on your face. That will sure show you.
2. You must scratch me there! Yes, above my tail. Behold, elevator butt.
3. Rule for today: Touch my tail, I shred your hand. New rule tomorrow.
4. Grace personified. I leap into the window. I meant to do that.
5. Wanna go outside. Oh no! Help! I got outside! Let me back inside!
6. Blur of motion. Then- silence, me, a paper bag. What is so funny?
7. You're always typing. Well, let's see you ignore my sitting on your hands.
8. My small cardboard box. You cannot see me if I can just hide my head.
9. Terrible battle. I fought for hours. Come and see! What's a "term paper"?
10. Small brave carnivores. Kill pine cones and mosquitoes. Fear vacuum cleaner.
11. I want to be close to you. Can I fit my head inside your armpit?
12. Oh no! Big One has been trapped by newspaper! Cat to the rescue!
13. Cats meow out of angst. "Thumbs! If only we had thumbs! We could break so much!"
14. The Big Ones snore now. Every room is dark and cold. Time for "Cup Hockey."
15. We're almost equals. I purr to show I love you. Want to smell my butt?
Haha...random little 'Cat Haiku's by some random person' Aren't they funny? Are your cats like this sometimes?
2. You must scratch me there! Yes, above my tail. Behold, elevator butt.
3. Rule for today: Touch my tail, I shred your hand. New rule tomorrow.
4. Grace personified. I leap into the window. I meant to do that.
5. Wanna go outside. Oh no! Help! I got outside! Let me back inside!
6. Blur of motion. Then- silence, me, a paper bag. What is so funny?
7. You're always typing. Well, let's see you ignore my sitting on your hands.
8. My small cardboard box. You cannot see me if I can just hide my head.
9. Terrible battle. I fought for hours. Come and see! What's a "term paper"?
10. Small brave carnivores. Kill pine cones and mosquitoes. Fear vacuum cleaner.
11. I want to be close to you. Can I fit my head inside your armpit?
12. Oh no! Big One has been trapped by newspaper! Cat to the rescue!
13. Cats meow out of angst. "Thumbs! If only we had thumbs! We could break so much!"
14. The Big Ones snore now. Every room is dark and cold. Time for "Cup Hockey."
15. We're almost equals. I purr to show I love you. Want to smell my butt?
Haha...random little 'Cat Haiku's by some random person' Aren't they funny? Are your cats like this sometimes?